This morning I came downstairs after taking a shower and found my wallet on the floor and Milo and Huck lying in a pile of credit cards, ATM slips, receipts, and useless trash that I carry around with me out of fear that I will someday need to prove something to someone somewhere.
I checked my wallet. All my cash was gone and the boys weren't talking.
Me: Where's your sister?
I walked out the front door and Annabella was carefully laying twenty dollar bills on the porch steps.
Me: What are you doing?
Annabella: I am giving money to the people who live on the stairs.
Me: Who lives on the stairs?
Annabella: The people. My job is to give everyone who lives on the stairs money so they can go to Hawaii. Everyone should get to go to Hawaii.