Overheard at Preschool Drop-Off

A tired mom gently bounces up and down holding her screaming 3-month old.

Helpful Mom: You could try putting him up on the dryer.

Tired Mom: I'm going to try putting him up on Craig's List.

Comments

[TheMacMommy]

Well, kudos to her because at least she didn't say "IN" the dryer. Craigslist is so much more PC, ya know?

[Nick]

Worst thing I've eer overheard was the following exchange in my local Supermarket.

Small child
"Mummy, Mummy, there's the man who touched my bottom"

After much tutting from the other shoppers, and the man in question going very red in the face. The mother turned to the security guard.

"It's all right, he's her doctor"